Saturday, December 30, 2006
Damned
Blogger is really pissing me off. So lag. But who cares. Back to studies! BYEBYE.
Mei Jun Hao
10:31 PM
Saturday, November 18, 2006
Lame Story
V. 2.1
Updated: 19/11/06
Once upon a time... a guy called "kevinngzh" started a story thread... and xEon replied. and fro replied. And thus, the three lamers are born. xEon, fro and SchattenSturm! They 3 set out to the mountains.... to look for the real lamer but they went the opposite direction. One went to the gate of hell... the other 2 went into the realms of voidness. Poof, the 2 disappeared.
...And the story ends... This story is now about pie. However half the pie is gone as the remaining one eats it and chew it. I like pie. and i hate durians. Thus pie embarks on a journey, going to the faraway land of River Valley, to seek the art of driving each other crazy while not being eaten. However, before he reach, a hungry SchattenSturm appeared!
Which caused a TIME PARADOX!
The universe restarted. So did the story. and from here, Adam and Eve were born again. and they sit under the tree and got hungry. They started to eat the grass on the ground. They found it was YUMMY!!! The grass was actually organic. They began to eat more grass and by the time they finished it, they could feel that nature was calling. So they, ahem, answered nature's call and decided to have some fun! They become too fat because they played with too much chocolate and began to roll around, this time in lard. Suddenly, they decided to build a town. A big one. They decided to seek help from Rvians in the Humanities CID Cluster. They heard the story and gave them a few tons of durian shells and a ton of maple syrup. They used the durian shell to build what we now known as the Esplanade and a few very very unique buildings. The syrup was used to make Sentosa and it is delicious. xEon decided to turn all water into chocolate and use it in his recipe for the ultimate chocolate eclair. However, the fridge is too small, so they decided to eat them up, and became fat AGAIN. They died. The end.
However what goes around comes around, they are reborn.. as Adam and Eve V2.0. They were like the original Adam and Eve, except they were fat. They were also literally dying for food. They decided to search for more food, and went to the canteen of RVHS. They were amazed by the range of food, and they felt like eating all the fried food up. BUT mrs chew suddenly appeared and said : "Please refrain from eating all the fried food! Or else... I shall BAN every other fried food here! Especially since.. you all are overweight!" and she goes on and on and on... until she is out of breath. suddenly, people started throwin all the junk and " unhealthy food" at her. and she started screaming" NO NO!!! anti fried food!!" suddenly she kena pour on by a carbonated drink and she started to melt like hot chocolate, except the chocolate was yucky! They joined a forum a met a *GASP* NAZI MOD!.
And everyone had to go "Heil! Heil! Heil!" while covering their noses because the whole school was stinked by the chocolate which actually tasted "heavenly". So everyone went and grabbed their pink tinfoil underwear and make a spoon out of it. The spoon was pink and made from tin, and also had a special property: It could actually pwn noobs!
Thus they decided to use its awesome power to pawn...
they owned noobs from boonlay to pasir ris, from 12am-12pm everyday.
And all noob especially XM is pawned so badly that they give up beating it in into their pawned and owned world... so they decided to cheat and created their own Cheat Engine! the cheat engine could actually go extreme.So they pawned pros from pasir ris to boon lay from 12pm-12am everyday. Then all the pros and all the noobs whcih got pawn were very furious and reported to Mrs Look about the Cheat Engine. But Mrs look heck care and she used the info she got and created another invention, Cheat Engine X.She started to pawn from cleaners to principal and the pro and noob as well...Mrs Ek got very fed up and invented her own ANTI-CHEAT ENGINE, gave it to every1 in Singapore and kicked Mrs Look out of RV. With the demon in Mrs Look gone, everybody branded Ms Ek as a hero and hailed her as the monrach in RV.
However she started flaunting her power...
At first, she ordered Mrs Chew to have a KFC store in the canteen, although it was obviously beyond the means of the tuckshop committee...
Then she decided to build a mini Disneyland in RV instead.everyday rv ppl see donald duck and his big butt walkin around.
But nobody wants a disneyland.So when they saw donald duck, they kicked his big butt... and in an attempt to scare away ms ek, they broke to choruses of New Numa.
But Miss Ek is very Smart, she hires Fei Yu Qin n sing to the whole skool...All the glasses break as the songs of Fei Yu Qin r ancient songs...N all students raise the white flags... but then Singapore Idol Hady came in to save the day...he pawned Fei Yu Qin with his versatility on singing, as Fei cannot rap...
Although Miss Ek was defeated, she continue to plot more evil plots!!N she came up with a very very EVIL IDEA!!!
The IDEA is to mind control....She controlled American,Malaysia,Singapore, ALL IDOlS FROM THE WORLD AND MaKE THEM ONLY NOE HOW TO SING ANCIENT SONGS!!!(How sad) With this... she started her ultimate revenge... The Earth is now polluted with horrible songs tat even elvis presley will be waken up from his grave...
after sleepin in his grave for 29 years, almost 3 decades. elvis was well stinking to high heavens. he could not stand it anymore and decide to pay RV and ms ek a visit. so he invited all his friends and danced 'Saturday Night Fever' to give Ms Ek a birthday bash. That beat her so hard that she could not take it n run back to her home.She send lots of e-mail to God complaining Elvis presley is polluting the air with noise.
God was furius when he heard about it and sent a bolt of lightning on elvis, turning him into charcoal . After he become charcoal, he bu gan xin and went to burn ms ek's house down. And thus the war between the charcoal-wielding elvis and the anti cheat-wielding ms ek began.
Miss Ek recruited ppl like Mr Chua and MOE Minister while Elvis Presley recruited ppl like Linkin Park and Simple Plan.but wad Elvis Presley forgot was that Linkin Park and Simple Plan only knew how to sing ancient song after ms ek terrrible brain washing scheme.So he decided to be hero...Chiong to the war without army...
people on the road say he gei kiang, but he heck care them, with the microphone in his hands, he was the king of the land.With the guitar in his another hand, he was the king of the universe...
ms ek with the anti cheat device, saw tt elvis was coming, and sent the moe minister to settle him.The MOE minister is not stupid...He knew he cannot defeat Elvis alone, so he called backup from NUS high and Sports skool principals and discipline master to support him. Together, they created a sound-proof bubble...
Elvis Presley was beaten...He went back to his base...Suddenly a young hero showed up!!He is William Hung!!!
Willian Hung with his fans devised a plan to burst the sound proof bubble, after spending 5millions bucks, they invented ' THE NEEDLE'!!!!!!
'THE NEEDLE' is a needle that has the properties of.... a normal needle??!!
Little did William Hung know that one of his fans was actually a Singapore Idol judge, a spy for MOE! He used the data gathered to create the ultimate weapon, the MAGNET! But the magent attracted the needle right into the bubble...
The MOE minister was beaten n went back to the MOE HQ...He now recruited 4 more soldiers, RI and RGS discipline masters and principals!!they created a super-high tech weapon which killed Elvis Presly AGAIN. and sent him back to his grave where he belongs.
now thta they had the super-high tech weapon, the moe minister went to kill ms ek and took over the anti cheat machine as well!!! However, the machine is out of date and...
it caused a another TIME PARADOX! this time adam and eve weren't borned, instead, ms ek and moe minister were born. thurman tried to use his shiny head to his advantage but ms ek body slamed him with her ultra bulletproof body, and sent him flying out of the Milky Way.Thurman sent the principals of all schools in singapore to deal with ms ek. This time round, the principals were all armed with the most formidable rocket launchers on Earth. but ms ek is a pro halo 2 player and dodged the misssles with ease. However, a covenant backstabbed her and stuck a plasma rifle into her *** and "BOOM BOOM BOOM"ed. Thus, her whole body went "BOOM BOOM BOOM!", and off she goes BOOM BOOM BOOMING outta Milky Way again.
With miss ek gone, there is temporary peace.... The covenants now took over Earth, and they demanded the world to be built using pizza. Together, they worked day and night making lots and lots of pizza....
Pizza could be found anywhere and thus pizza hut was not earning money anymore and they decided to sabotage the project of buildint the earth of pizza... Thus, they bombed the main facility that was making 99.999% of the pizza, however there was still the 0.001%, which was owned by hard gay! Afraid of having his facility bombed, he invented the bomb-proof Hard Gay Pizza Maker, which could pump out 100 gallons of pizza per second. However, he prefer ramen more....
And so, he betrayed the covenant and killed them using his hard gay ultimate ramen and turned them into undead gays. With their ramen ability, they attracted alot of people to join them... and thus they took over the world, but the world did not like them and caused TP3! (time paradox 3)
This time round, someone called Soft Gay was born. He was nowhere near gay though. HE is a HOMO. HOMO stands for Homosexual Orangutanish Mad Obiang. So he goes around turning everything into HOMO, including this forum of course. Everyone started discussing about obscence stuffs.
Luckily the Moderator and the founder was not affected...Later they discovered a very powerful counter-weapon.It is called CENSORSHIP!!! They started censoring everything tt is obscence (which is everything thanks to the HOMO)
Soon all the cinemas closed.(eg.SHAW,Golden Village,etc). But the Esplanade did not want to give up. So they snapped out of the idiocy everyone was in and started manufacturing smelly durians: the cure.
the durians were thrown at infected people, but instead of curing them, they turned their heads into durians instead! The durians smelled like rotten fish...
Mei Jun Hao
10:01 PM
Very long..
Wa I very long nv do a lotta things liao leh. Sian la. Must brush up on Audi, o2, and suddenly feel like playing gunz again. Don't tell me pawning ppl is so fun? Duno la. Just finished reading deathnote vol 8 and i dun like it already. Why must N interfere. If he never appeared, life would be so much better. And N looks so stupid. I thought L was dumb already.
Mei Jun Hao
5:56 AM
Friday, October 27, 2006
The CAMP Day 2
ARGH can't stand it much longer. My bones are rotting from the inside!!!!! But hey, life's tough. And boring. More like 99.999999% boring. I can't even think of anything to blog even if I try!
Mei Jun Hao
11:04 PM
The CAMP officially starts
I realise I have been updating in my journal(blog) everyday lately. Hmm. The pressure must be pushing me. Hmm. Today whole day lie at the battlefield reading books. Sian. If everyday is like this then I kill the sergeant and take flight liao la. I need to get out!!! But everyone is having fun, and who cares about me anyway.
Mei Jun Hao
1:37 AM
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -1)
AH the last day of bunker-ism(school). Tomorrow I will be sent to the frontline! I'm finished, for sure. God bless me. And I still have to go to a shooting re-test(chinese re-examination)! God bless me even more.
Mei Jun Hao
2:10 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -2)
Tch. As I lie in my bunker with my M16 this particular night, I continuously ponder over whether I should continue this life in NS(subject combination). Confused. The sirs(parents) are continuously patrolling the corridors(my back) watching everyone's every move. Danger is imminent. I feel drowsy now. Packing for the camp. Gonna bring my freedom locked up with me. Hais. No choice. I guess we are resigned to fate. O how I hate fate. Wow that rhymes.
Mei Jun Hao
2:35 AM
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -3)
CAMP CAMP CAMP gonna start camping soon. Here I am waiting to be shipped to the firefight with my M16(or rather, my pencil case). Lying on my bed in the bunker(bedroom) with my rations(homework) and my dreams about getting promoted(to SEC 3) while busy writing in reports of missions(reports of projects) to the higher ranking sirs(teachers) while my bunkmates(classmates) get Knocked-It-Down (Chao Shao Nian Wen Zai).
Never knew that being in the army(school) could be so horrible. You can die in war(exams) anytime, get tekaned by the Sir(principal) and get blown up by a stray grenade from fellow mates(sabotage which is so effacious in class). So as you can see, the camp through the long days is about to begin. I will have to join the firefight(STUDY GODDAMIT) everyday. Hell to wars(holidays)! GRRRRRR!
I hate holidays.
Mei Jun Hao
5:55 AM
Friday, October 20, 2006
Total Suay-ness
GOdhell~ I am so pissed tht I wanna bite, tear, scream, yell, and well. Yell. Arg and just when I thought i was anti-accident prone and i twisted my ankle again. And this time its the other when my left havent even fully recovered yet. When must God play around with people. Gah. Gah gah gah. *yells*
Mei Jun Hao
11:06 PM
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Lame story
LAME STORY BY MANY LAMERS' EFFORTS PUT TOGETHER. (TO BE CONTINUED)
Updated V. 1.1 (17/10/2006)
Once upon a time... a guy called "kevinngzh" started a story thread... and xEon replied. and fro replied. And thus, the three lamers are born. xEon, fro and SchattenSturm! They 3 set out to the mountains.... to look for the real lamer but they went the opposite direction. One went to the gate of hell... the other 2 went into the realms of voidness. Poof, the 2 disappeared.
...And the story ends... This story is now about pie. However half the pie is gone as the remaining one eats it and chew it. I like pie. and i hate durians. Thus pie embarks on a journey, going to the faraway land of River Valley, to seek the art of driving each other crazy while not being eaten. However, before he reach, a hungry SchattenSturm appeared!
Which caused a TIME PARADOX!
The universe restarted. So did the story. and from here, Adam and Eve were born again. and they sit under the tree and got hungry. They started to eat the grass on the ground. They found it was YUMMY!!! The grass was actually organic. They began to eat more grass and by the time they finished it, they could feel that nature was calling. So they, ahem, answered nature's call and decided to have some fun! They become too fat because they played with too much chocolate and began to roll around, this time in lard. Suddenly, they decided to build a town. A big one. They decided to seek help from Rvians in the Humanities CID Cluster. They heard the story and gave them a few tons of durian shells and a ton of maple syrup. They used the durian shell to build what we now known as the Esplanade and a few very very unique buildings. The syrup was used to make Sentosa and it is delicious. xEon decided to turn all water into chocolate and use it in his recipe for the ultimate chocolate eclair. However, the fridge is too small, so they decided to eat them up, and became fat AGAIN. They died. The end.
However what goes around comes around, they are reborn.. as Adam and Eve V2.0. They were like the original Adam and Eve, except they were fat. They were also literally dying for food. They decided to search for more food, and went to the canteen of RVHS. They were amazed by the range of food, and they felt like eating all the fried food up. BUT mrs chew suddenly appeared and said : "Please refrain from eating all the fried food! Or else... I shall BAN every other fried food here! Especially since.. you all are overweight!" and she goes on and on and on... until she is out of breath. suddenly, people started throwin all the junk and " unhealthy food" at her. and she started screaming" NO NO!!! anti fried food!!" suddenly she kena pour on by a carbonated drink and she started to melt like hot chocolate, except the chocolate was yucky! They joined a forum a met a *GASP* NAZI MOD!.
And everyone had to go "Heil! Heil! Heil!" while covering their noses because the whole school was stinked by the chocolate which actually tasted "heavenly". So everyone went and grabbed their pink tinfoil underwear and make a spoon out of it. The spoon was pink and made from tin, and also had a special property: It could actually pwn noobs!
Thus they decided to use its awesome power to pawn...
they owned noobs from boonlay to pasir ris, from 12am-12pm everyday.
And all noob especially XM is pawned so badly that they give up beating it in into their pawned and owned world... so they decided to cheat and created their own Cheat Engine! the cheat engine could actually go extreme.So they pawned pros from pasir ris to boon lay from 12pm-12am everyday. Then all the pros and all the noobs whcih got pawn were very furious and reported to Mrs Look about the Cheat Engine. But Mrs look heck care and she used the info she got and created another invention, Cheat Engine X.She started to pawn from cleaners to principal and the pro and noob as well...Mrs Ek got very fed up and invented her own ANTI-CHEAT ENGINE, gave it to every1 in Singapore and kicked Mrs Look out of RV. With the demon in Mrs Look gone, everybody branded Ms Ek as a hero and hailed her as the monrach in RV.
However she started flaunting her power...
At first, she ordered Mrs Chew to have a KFC store in the canteen, although it was obviously beyond the means of the tuckshop committee...
Then she decided to build a mini Disneyland in RV instead.everyday rv ppl see donald duck and his big butt walkin around.
But nobody wants a disneyland.So when they saw donald duck, they kicked his big butt... and in an attempt to scare away ms ek, they broke to choruses of New Numa.
But Miss Ek is very Smart, she hires Fei Yu Qin n sing to the whole skool...All the glasses break as the songs of Fei Yu Qin r ancient songs...N all students raise the white flags... but then Singapore Idol Hady came in to save the day...he pawned Fei Yu Qin with his versatility on singing, as Fei cannot rap...
Although Miss Ek was defeated, she continue to plot more evil plots!!N she came up with a very very EVIL IDEA!!!
The IDEA is to mind control....She controlled American,Malaysia,Singapore, ALL IDOlS FROM THE WORLD AND MaKE THEM ONLY NOE HOW TO SING ANCIENT SONGS!!!(How sad) With this... she started her ultimate revenge... The Earth is now polluted with horrible songs tat even elvis presley will be waken up from his grave...
after sleepin in his grave for 29 years, almost 3 decades. elvis was well stinking to high heavens. he could not stand it anymore and decide to pay RV and ms ek a visit. so he invited all his friends and danced 'Saturday Night Fever' to give Ms Ek a birthday bash. That beat her so hard that she could not take it n run back to her home.She send lots of e-mail to God complaining Elvis presley is polluting the air with noise.
God was furius when he heard about it and sent a bolt of lightning on elvis, turning him into charcoal . After he become charcoal, he bu gan xin and went to burn ms ek's house down. And thus the war between the charcoal-wielding elvis and the anti cheat-wielding ms ek began.
Miss Ek recruited ppl like Mr Chua and MOE Minister while Elvis Presley recruited ppl like Linkin Park and Simple Plan.but wad Elvis Presley forgot was that Linkin Park and Simple Plan only knew how to sing ancient song after ms ek terrrible brain washing scheme.So he decided to be hero...Chiong to the war without army...
people on the road say he gei kiang, but he heck care them, with the microphone in his hands, he was the king of the land.With the guitar in his another hand, he was the king of the universe...
ms ek with the anti cheat device, saw tt elvis was coming, and sent the moe minister to settle him.The MOE minister is not stupid...He knew he cannot defeat Elvis alone, so he called backup from NUS high and Sports skool principals and discipline master to support him. Together, they created a sound-proof bubble...
Elvis Presley was beaten...He went back to his base...Suddenly a young hero showed up!!He is William Hung!!!
Willian Hung with his fans devised a plan to burst the sound proof bubble, after spending 5millions bucks, they invented ' THE NEEDLE'!!!!!!
'THE NEEDLE' is a needle that has the properties of.... a normal needle??!!
Little did William Hung know that one of his fans was actually a Singapore Idol judge, a spy for MOE! He used the data gathered to create the ultimate weapon, the MAGNET! But the magent attracted the needle right into the bubble...
The MOE minister was beaten n went back to the MOE HQ...He now recruited 4 more soldiers, RI and RGS discipline masters and principals!!they created a super-high tech weapon which killed Elvis Presly AGAIN. and sent him back to his grave where he belongs.
now thta they had the super-high tech weapon, the moe minister went to kill ms ek and took over the anti cheat machine as well!!! However, the machine is out of date and...
it caused a another TIME PARADOX! this time adam and eve weren't borned, instead, ms ek and moe minister were born. thurman tried to use his shiny head to his advantage but ms ek body slamed him with her ultra bulletproof body, and sent him flying out of the Milky Way.Thurman sent the principals of all schools in singapore to deal with ms ek. This time round, the principals were all armed with the most formidable rocket launchers on Earth. but ms ek is a pro halo 2 player and dodged the misssles with ease. However, a covenant backstabbed her and stuck a plasma rifle into her *** and "BOOM BOOM BOOM"ed. Thus, her whole body went "BOOM BOOM BOOM!", and off she goes BOOM BOOM BOOMING outta Milky Way again.
With miss ek gone, there is temporary peace.... The covenants now took over Earth, and they demanded the world to be built using pizza.
Mei Jun Hao
2:19 AM