The fire of the Underworld..

Damned

2006-12-30T22:31:00.000-08:00

Blogger is really pissing me off. So lag. But who cares. Back to studies! BYEBYE.

Lame Story

2006-11-18T22:01:00.000-08:00

V. 2.1
Updated: 19/11/06

Once upon a time... a guy called "kevinngzh" started a story thread... and xEon replied. and fro replied. And thus, the three lamers are born. xEon, fro and SchattenSturm! They 3 set out to the mountains.... to look for the real lamer but they went the opposite direction. One went to the gate of hell... the other 2 went into the realms of voidness. Poof, the 2 disappeared.

...And the story ends... This story is now about pie. However half the pie is gone as the remaining one eats it and chew it. I like pie. and i hate durians. Thus pie embarks on a journey, going to the faraway land of River Valley, to seek the art of driving each other crazy while not being eaten. However, before he reach, a hungry SchattenSturm appeared!

Which caused a TIME PARADOX!

The universe restarted. So did the story. and from here, Adam and Eve were born again. and they sit under the tree and got hungry. They started to eat the grass on the ground. They found it was YUMMY!!! The grass was actually organic. They began to eat more grass and by the time they finished it, they could feel that nature was calling. So they, ahem, answered nature's call and decided to have some fun! They become too fat because they played with too much chocolate and began to roll around, this time in lard. Suddenly, they decided to build a town. A big one. They decided to seek help from Rvians in the Humanities CID Cluster. They heard the story and gave them a few tons of durian shells and a ton of maple syrup. They used the durian shell to build what we now known as the Esplanade and a few very very unique buildings. The syrup was used to make Sentosa and it is delicious. xEon decided to turn all water into chocolate and use it in his recipe for the ultimate chocolate eclair. However, the fridge is too small, so they decided to eat them up, and became fat AGAIN. They died. The end.

However what goes around comes around, they are reborn.. as Adam and Eve V2.0. They were like the original Adam and Eve, except they were fat. They were also literally dying for food. They decided to search for more food, and went to the canteen of RVHS. They were amazed by the range of food, and they felt like eating all the fried food up. BUT mrs chew suddenly appeared and said : "Please refrain from eating all the fried food! Or else... I shall BAN every other fried food here! Especially since.. you all are overweight!" and she goes on and on and on... until she is out of breath. suddenly, people started throwin all the junk and " unhealthy food" at her. and she started screaming" NO NO!!! anti fried food!!" suddenly she kena pour on by a carbonated drink and she started to melt like hot chocolate, except the chocolate was yucky! They joined a forum a met a *GASP* NAZI MOD!.

And everyone had to go "Heil! Heil! Heil!" while covering their noses because the whole school was stinked by the chocolate which actually tasted "heavenly". So everyone went and grabbed their pink tinfoil underwear and make a spoon out of it. The spoon was pink and made from tin, and also had a special property: It could actually pwn noobs!
Thus they decided to use its awesome power to pawn...
they owned noobs from boonlay to pasir ris, from 12am-12pm everyday.
And all noob especially XM is pawned so badly that they give up beating it in into their pawned and owned world... so they decided to cheat and created their own Cheat Engine! the cheat engine could actually go extreme.So they pawned pros from pasir ris to boon lay from 12pm-12am everyday. Then all the pros and all the noobs whcih got pawn were very furious and reported to Mrs Look about the Cheat Engine. But Mrs look heck care and she used the info she got and created another invention, Cheat Engine X.She started to pawn from cleaners to principal and the pro and noob as well...Mrs Ek got very fed up and invented her own ANTI-CHEAT ENGINE, gave it to every1 in Singapore and kicked Mrs Look out of RV. With the demon in Mrs Look gone, everybody branded Ms Ek as a hero and hailed her as the monrach in RV.

However she started flaunting her power...

At first, she ordered Mrs Chew to have a KFC store in the canteen, although it was obviously beyond the means of the tuckshop committee...
Then she decided to build a mini Disneyland in RV instead.everyday rv ppl see donald duck and his big butt walkin around.
But nobody wants a disneyland.So when they saw donald duck, they kicked his big butt... and in an attempt to scare away ms ek, they broke to choruses of New Numa.
But Miss Ek is very Smart, she hires Fei Yu Qin n sing to the whole skool...All the glasses break as the songs of Fei Yu Qin r ancient songs...N all students raise the white flags... but then Singapore Idol Hady came in to save the day...he pawned Fei Yu Qin with his versatility on singing, as Fei cannot rap...
Although Miss Ek was defeated, she continue to plot more evil plots!!N she came up with a very very EVIL IDEA!!!

The IDEA is to mind control....She controlled American,Malaysia,Singapore, ALL IDOlS FROM THE WORLD AND MaKE THEM ONLY NOE HOW TO SING ANCIENT SONGS!!!(How sad) With this... she started her ultimate revenge... The Earth is now polluted with horrible songs tat even elvis presley will be waken up from his grave...

after sleepin in his grave for 29 years, almost 3 decades. elvis was well stinking to high heavens. he could not stand it anymore and decide to pay RV and ms ek a visit. so he invited all his friends and danced 'Saturday Night Fever' to give Ms Ek a birthday bash. That beat her so hard that she could not take it n run back to her home.She send lots of e-mail to God complaining Elvis presley is polluting the air with noise.

God was furius when he heard about it and sent a bolt of lightning on elvis, turning him into charcoal . After he become charcoal, he bu gan xin and went to burn ms ek's house down. And thus the war between the charcoal-wielding elvis and the anti cheat-wielding ms ek began.

Miss Ek recruited ppl like Mr Chua and MOE Minister while Elvis Presley recruited ppl like Linkin Park and Simple Plan.but wad Elvis Presley forgot was that Linkin Park and Simple Plan only knew how to sing ancient song after ms ek terrrible brain washing scheme.So he decided to be hero...Chiong to the war without army...

people on the road say he gei kiang, but he heck care them, with the microphone in his hands, he was the king of the land.With the guitar in his another hand, he was the king of the universe...

ms ek with the anti cheat device, saw tt elvis was coming, and sent the moe minister to settle him.The MOE minister is not stupid...He knew he cannot defeat Elvis alone, so he called backup from NUS high and Sports skool principals and discipline master to support him. Together, they created a sound-proof bubble...

Elvis Presley was beaten...He went back to his base...Suddenly a young hero showed up!!He is William Hung!!!

Willian Hung with his fans devised a plan to burst the sound proof bubble, after spending 5millions bucks, they invented ' THE NEEDLE'!!!!!!

'THE NEEDLE' is a needle that has the properties of.... a normal needle??!!

Little did William Hung know that one of his fans was actually a Singapore Idol judge, a spy for MOE! He used the data gathered to create the ultimate weapon, the MAGNET! But the magent attracted the needle right into the bubble...

The MOE minister was beaten n went back to the MOE HQ...He now recruited 4 more soldiers, RI and RGS discipline masters and principals!!they created a super-high tech weapon which killed Elvis Presly AGAIN. and sent him back to his grave where he belongs.

now thta they had the super-high tech weapon, the moe minister went to kill ms ek and took over the anti cheat machine as well!!! However, the machine is out of date and...

it caused a another TIME PARADOX! this time adam and eve weren't borned, instead, ms ek and moe minister were born. thurman tried to use his shiny head to his advantage but ms ek body slamed him with her ultra bulletproof body, and sent him flying out of the Milky Way.Thurman sent the principals of all schools in singapore to deal with ms ek. This time round, the principals were all armed with the most formidable rocket launchers on Earth. but ms ek is a pro halo 2 player and dodged the misssles with ease. However, a covenant backstabbed her and stuck a plasma rifle into her *** and "BOOM BOOM BOOM"ed. Thus, her whole body went "BOOM BOOM BOOM!", and off she goes BOOM BOOM BOOMING outta Milky Way again.

With miss ek gone, there is temporary peace.... The covenants now took over Earth, and they demanded the world to be built using pizza. Together, they worked day and night making lots and lots of pizza....

Pizza could be found anywhere and thus pizza hut was not earning money anymore and they decided to sabotage the project of buildint the earth of pizza... Thus, they bombed the main facility that was making 99.999% of the pizza, however there was still the 0.001%, which was owned by hard gay! Afraid of having his facility bombed, he invented the bomb-proof Hard Gay Pizza Maker, which could pump out 100 gallons of pizza per second. However, he prefer ramen more....

And so, he betrayed the covenant and killed them using his hard gay ultimate ramen and turned them into undead gays. With their ramen ability, they attracted alot of people to join them... and thus they took over the world, but the world did not like them and caused TP3! (time paradox 3)

This time round, someone called Soft Gay was born. He was nowhere near gay though. HE is a HOMO. HOMO stands for Homosexual Orangutanish Mad Obiang. So he goes around turning everything into HOMO, including this forum of course. Everyone started discussing about obscence stuffs.

Luckily the Moderator and the founder was not affected...Later they discovered a very powerful counter-weapon.It is called CENSORSHIP!!! They started censoring everything tt is obscence (which is everything thanks to the HOMO)

Soon all the cinemas closed.(eg.SHAW,Golden Village,etc). But the Esplanade did not want to give up. So they snapped out of the idiocy everyone was in and started manufacturing smelly durians: the cure.
the durians were thrown at infected people, but instead of curing them, they turned their heads into durians instead! The durians smelled like rotten fish...

Very long..

2006-11-18T05:56:00.000-08:00

Wa I very long nv do a lotta things liao leh. Sian la. Must brush up on Audi, o2, and suddenly feel like playing gunz again. Don't tell me pawning ppl is so fun? Duno la. Just finished reading deathnote vol 8 and i dun like it already. Why must N interfere. If he never appeared, life would be so much better. And N looks so stupid. I thought L was dumb already.

The CAMP Day 2

2006-10-27T23:04:00.000-07:00

ARGH can't stand it much longer. My bones are rotting from the inside!!!!! But hey, life's tough. And boring. More like 99.999999% boring. I can't even think of anything to blog even if I try!

The CAMP officially starts

2006-10-27T01:37:00.000-07:00

I realise I have been updating in my journal(blog) everyday lately. Hmm. The pressure must be pushing me. Hmm. Today whole day lie at the battlefield reading books. Sian. If everyday is like this then I kill the sergeant and take flight liao la. I need to get out!!! But everyone is having fun, and who cares about me anyway.

Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -1)

2006-10-26T02:10:00.000-07:00

AH the last day of bunker-ism(school). Tomorrow I will be sent to the frontline! I'm finished, for sure. God bless me. And I still have to go to a shooting re-test(chinese re-examination)! God bless me even more.

Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -2)

2006-10-25T02:35:00.000-07:00

Tch. As I lie in my bunker with my M16 this particular night, I continuously ponder over whether I should continue this life in NS(subject combination). Confused. The sirs(parents) are continuously patrolling the corridors(my back) watching everyone's every move. Danger is imminent. I feel drowsy now. Packing for the camp. Gonna bring my freedom locked up with me. Hais. No choice. I guess we are resigned to fate. O how I hate fate. Wow that rhymes.

Dreading the beginning of the CAMP (Day -3)

2006-10-24T05:55:00.000-07:00

CAMP CAMP CAMP gonna start camping soon. Here I am waiting to be shipped to the firefight with my M16(or rather, my pencil case). Lying on my bed in the bunker(bedroom) with my rations(homework) and my dreams about getting promoted(to SEC 3) while busy writing in reports of missions(reports of projects) to the higher ranking sirs(teachers) while my bunkmates(classmates) get Knocked-It-Down (Chao Shao Nian Wen Zai).

Never knew that being in the army(school) could be so horrible. You can die in war(exams) anytime, get tekaned by the Sir(principal) and get blown up by a stray grenade from fellow mates(sabotage which is so effacious in class). So as you can see, the camp through the long days is about to begin. I will have to join the firefight(STUDY GODDAMIT) everyday. Hell to wars(holidays)! GRRRRRR!

I hate holidays.

Total Suay-ness

2006-10-20T23:06:00.000-07:00

GOdhell~ I am so pissed tht I wanna bite, tear, scream, yell, and well. Yell. Arg and just when I thought i was anti-accident prone and i twisted my ankle again. And this time its the other when my left havent even fully recovered yet. When must God play around with people. Gah. Gah gah gah. *yells*

Lame story

2006-10-05T02:19:00.000-07:00

LAME STORY BY MANY LAMERS' EFFORTS PUT TOGETHER. (TO BE CONTINUED)
Updated V. 1.1 (17/10/2006)

Once upon a time... a guy called "kevinngzh" started a story thread... and xEon replied. and fro replied. And thus, the three lamers are born. xEon, fro and SchattenSturm! They 3 set out to the mountains.... to look for the real lamer but they went the opposite direction. One went to the gate of hell... the other 2 went into the realms of voidness. Poof, the 2 disappeared.

...And the story ends... This story is now about pie. However half the pie is gone as the remaining one eats it and chew it. I like pie. and i hate durians. Thus pie embarks on a journey, going to the faraway land of River Valley, to seek the art of driving each other crazy while not being eaten. However, before he reach, a hungry SchattenSturm appeared!

Which caused a TIME PARADOX!

The universe restarted. So did the story. and from here, Adam and Eve were born again. and they sit under the tree and got hungry. They started to eat the grass on the ground. They found it was YUMMY!!! The grass was actually organic. They began to eat more grass and by the time they finished it, they could feel that nature was calling. So they, ahem, answered nature's call and decided to have some fun! They become too fat because they played with too much chocolate and began to roll around, this time in lard. Suddenly, they decided to build a town. A big one. They decided to seek help from Rvians in the Humanities CID Cluster. They heard the story and gave them a few tons of durian shells and a ton of maple syrup. They used the durian shell to build what we now known as the Esplanade and a few very very unique buildings. The syrup was used to make Sentosa and it is delicious. xEon decided to turn all water into chocolate and use it in his recipe for the ultimate chocolate eclair. However, the fridge is too small, so they decided to eat them up, and became fat AGAIN. They died. The end.

However what goes around comes around, they are reborn.. as Adam and Eve V2.0. They were like the original Adam and Eve, except they were fat. They were also literally dying for food. They decided to search for more food, and went to the canteen of RVHS. They were amazed by the range of food, and they felt like eating all the fried food up. BUT mrs chew suddenly appeared and said : "Please refrain from eating all the fried food! Or else... I shall BAN every other fried food here! Especially since.. you all are overweight!" and she goes on and on and on... until she is out of breath. suddenly, people started throwin all the junk and " unhealthy food" at her. and she started screaming" NO NO!!! anti fried food!!" suddenly she kena pour on by a carbonated drink and she started to melt like hot chocolate, except the chocolate was yucky! They joined a forum a met a *GASP* NAZI MOD!.

And everyone had to go "Heil! Heil! Heil!" while covering their noses because the whole school was stinked by the chocolate which actually tasted "heavenly". So everyone went and grabbed their pink tinfoil underwear and make a spoon out of it. The spoon was pink and made from tin, and also had a special property: It could actually pwn noobs!
Thus they decided to use its awesome power to pawn...
they owned noobs from boonlay to pasir ris, from 12am-12pm everyday.
And all noob especially XM is pawned so badly that they give up beating it in into their pawned and owned world... so they decided to cheat and created their own Cheat Engine! the cheat engine could actually go extreme.So they pawned pros from pasir ris to boon lay from 12pm-12am everyday. Then all the pros and all the noobs whcih got pawn were very furious and reported to Mrs Look about the Cheat Engine. But Mrs look heck care and she used the info she got and created another invention, Cheat Engine X.She started to pawn from cleaners to principal and the pro and noob as well...Mrs Ek got very fed up and invented her own ANTI-CHEAT ENGINE, gave it to every1 in Singapore and kicked Mrs Look out of RV. With the demon in Mrs Look gone, everybody branded Ms Ek as a hero and hailed her as the monrach in RV.

However she started flaunting her power...

At first, she ordered Mrs Chew to have a KFC store in the canteen, although it was obviously beyond the means of the tuckshop committee...
Then she decided to build a mini Disneyland in RV instead.everyday rv ppl see donald duck and his big butt walkin around.
But nobody wants a disneyland.So when they saw donald duck, they kicked his big butt... and in an attempt to scare away ms ek, they broke to choruses of New Numa.
But Miss Ek is very Smart, she hires Fei Yu Qin n sing to the whole skool...All the glasses break as the songs of Fei Yu Qin r ancient songs...N all students raise the white flags... but then Singapore Idol Hady came in to save the day...he pawned Fei Yu Qin with his versatility on singing, as Fei cannot rap...
Although Miss Ek was defeated, she continue to plot more evil plots!!N she came up with a very very EVIL IDEA!!!

The IDEA is to mind control....She controlled American,Malaysia,Singapore, ALL IDOlS FROM THE WORLD AND MaKE THEM ONLY NOE HOW TO SING ANCIENT SONGS!!!(How sad) With this... she started her ultimate revenge... The Earth is now polluted with horrible songs tat even elvis presley will be waken up from his grave...

after sleepin in his grave for 29 years, almost 3 decades. elvis was well stinking to high heavens. he could not stand it anymore and decide to pay RV and ms ek a visit. so he invited all his friends and danced 'Saturday Night Fever' to give Ms Ek a birthday bash. That beat her so hard that she could not take it n run back to her home.She send lots of e-mail to God complaining Elvis presley is polluting the air with noise.

God was furius when he heard about it and sent a bolt of lightning on elvis, turning him into charcoal . After he become charcoal, he bu gan xin and went to burn ms ek's house down. And thus the war between the charcoal-wielding elvis and the anti cheat-wielding ms ek began.

Miss Ek recruited ppl like Mr Chua and MOE Minister while Elvis Presley recruited ppl like Linkin Park and Simple Plan.but wad Elvis Presley forgot was that Linkin Park and Simple Plan only knew how to sing ancient song after ms ek terrrible brain washing scheme.So he decided to be hero...Chiong to the war without army...

people on the road say he gei kiang, but he heck care them, with the microphone in his hands, he was the king of the land.With the guitar in his another hand, he was the king of the universe...

ms ek with the anti cheat device, saw tt elvis was coming, and sent the moe minister to settle him.The MOE minister is not stupid...He knew he cannot defeat Elvis alone, so he called backup from NUS high and Sports skool principals and discipline master to support him. Together, they created a sound-proof bubble...

Elvis Presley was beaten...He went back to his base...Suddenly a young hero showed up!!He is William Hung!!!

Willian Hung with his fans devised a plan to burst the sound proof bubble, after spending 5millions bucks, they invented ' THE NEEDLE'!!!!!!

'THE NEEDLE' is a needle that has the properties of.... a normal needle??!!

Little did William Hung know that one of his fans was actually a Singapore Idol judge, a spy for MOE! He used the data gathered to create the ultimate weapon, the MAGNET! But the magent attracted the needle right into the bubble...

The MOE minister was beaten n went back to the MOE HQ...He now recruited 4 more soldiers, RI and RGS discipline masters and principals!!they created a super-high tech weapon which killed Elvis Presly AGAIN. and sent him back to his grave where he belongs.

now thta they had the super-high tech weapon, the moe minister went to kill ms ek and took over the anti cheat machine as well!!! However, the machine is out of date and...

it caused a another TIME PARADOX! this time adam and eve weren't borned, instead, ms ek and moe minister were born. thurman tried to use his shiny head to his advantage but ms ek body slamed him with her ultra bulletproof body, and sent him flying out of the Milky Way.Thurman sent the principals of all schools in singapore to deal with ms ek. This time round, the principals were all armed with the most formidable rocket launchers on Earth. but ms ek is a pro halo 2 player and dodged the misssles with ease. However, a covenant backstabbed her and stuck a plasma rifle into her *** and "BOOM BOOM BOOM"ed. Thus, her whole body went "BOOM BOOM BOOM!", and off she goes BOOM BOOM BOOMING outta Milky Way again.

With miss ek gone, there is temporary peace.... The covenants now took over Earth, and they demanded the world to be built using pizza.

Myriad of red black and yellow

2006-09-04T08:54:00.000-07:00

Today ar. Go siloso beach to have class outing. ok not really class, but still fun. all the guys go play soccer, only lwk nwk merwyn and jiongrui nv come. den we all play play play then go down dip water abit then come up all wet, but still dun care continue playing. then everyone damn tired le at abt 6pm liddat (WA WE PLAY 5 CONSECUETIVE HRS!) so we go nearby 7/11 eat noodles. then play abit more soccer then go home le.

wa reach home that time go past je, thn dunno want to wait for w malaysia peeps anot, but think think think until the bus past the stop le then dun wait le lor. den reach home very dizzy. wanna puke liddat, must be tired ba so go rest le.

.......

2006-08-27T00:19:00.000-07:00

WOOT 7 days nv update only. im proud! yet im not officially updating. hais. i dun feel like it. shld i del all my posts and leave a tagboard behind?

AUDITIONSEA

2006-08-20T03:39:00.000-07:00

Heh havent updated in 19 days? haha quite busy lately. and not bothering is part of the reason. feel like shutting this thingo down and completely focus on auditionsea.

people who say it sucks, think again. its better than flyff, period.

Lost?

2006-08-01T06:33:00.000-07:00

At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss. At a loss.

Nothing to look forward to in life anymore. Im such a insignificant fool. I realised how difficult life was. No more happy-go-lucky for me. I vow to make the worst of my life for the rest of.... my life. Heh. Whatever.

Feeling extra right now. I shouldn't have reincarnated so soon. Let others have a chance. Haha I'm so extra and I know many people think so too. Just say it. At least then I will know who they are.

Want to know yet don't want to know. Want yet cannot want. Can't yet cannot face it. Must learn to put down. Whatever picked up must go down. Strangely Newton didn't develop that law. You can't have something forever. Not even your life.

T.T

2006-07-28T07:41:00.000-07:00

Why did I have to be so negative. Now I did something wrong again. Something happened. I dunno what. Everything inside me just writhed up and died and had decomposed or anything. Now I have lost another close friend. Nothing will change everything that has happened now. I feel like going. Going away. Away from everybody, everything. Just want to be alone.

And there I go being negative again. What can change, what will change. Maybe a good rest will brighten things up, then I can try to reconcile and patch things up.

" A big scar to be left on the heart, 500 years of mental torture to be undone. Nothing to be done in order to remedy it, only the passing of time can heal the wound. "

MAGGOT.

2006-07-20T07:41:00.000-07:00

Wah sian! The whole week busy. Fook. Monday. Something cropped up. Tuesday. NCC! Wednesday. Something cropped up again. Thursday. Some crap CLDDS thingo. Friday. GONNA BE NCC AGAIN! How I spite NCC now. Take away all my time. No time for fun no time for games. Now everything is fixed, monochromatic. Wake up. Go school. Come back from school. Either something crops up or NCC irritates me. Go home at about 8.30 pm. Eat dinner. Bathe. Do homework. Then 10 pm liao. NO TIME FOR COMPUTER AT ALL. What the hell man. Can't they just cancel NCC for the rest of their lives! Then we will be so carefree. Stuck to school now. So fooked up sia.

At school then will be so tired. Then whenever online also no one else online. Feel like punching the wall for a pasttime. Aaaaaah. All in all, NCC SUCKS. Maggot.

Savvy?

2006-07-13T06:50:00.000-07:00

Watched Pirates Of The Carribean today. DISAPPOINTED. The story did not end. Instead, it hinted obviously that there would be a third. BAH! Before that me and Junrui nothing to do, so go E-ZONE pia House of the Dead. Problem is, the guns were screwed! Screwed zeroing, screwed trigger. Hais. Wasted 4 bucks. AHHH.

Nothing much. Don't feel like updating, cos tomorrow got NCC! Sian diaoz.

MJH's Rhapsody Of Life

2006-07-08T05:26:00.000-07:00

OUCH stomachache. No matter I am going to strive to describe what I have seen today. This is what I entered in my handphone.

" Mjh's Rhapsody Of Life "
\\I have just come to realise. In this beautiful world of ours, there are many people whom lead different lives. For example. One could live somewhere and have a completely different life with completely different events with completely different relations and in turn have different lives. This nation is seen to be peaceful and harmonic. However there is the existence of some black sheep. I witnessed a person who threw rubbish into nature without a care in the world about what effects it will bring to others. Someone once said that anything that goes around, comes around, and I believe him. So whatever things people do will come back to them eventually positive and negative depends on the action. It is just a reasonable belief. Somehow, many things just come and go, it never stays for long and it probably could be right. I also believe someone who said to get something positive, something negative must be traded. This happened to me loads of times.

I also realised another thing. Some stuff cannot be settled with force. For example, I found out accidentally if two objects with one round side and flat on the other are held together, they will fall off if too much force is applied. However, if they are handled with gently then they will not. This applies to many things in life. //

Well, that's it! OUCH.

Tired

2006-07-05T06:08:00.000-07:00

WAH SAE DIO! Dead beat mentally, but the exact opposite physically. Went for badminton "CCA" with YH, WY and PL. Tired sia. Go home that time want to fall off the bus and roll my way home liddat. Then go home immediately sit on the sofa and rest. I just realised my life's dream. It is to become a poetic music therapist. AND AH! I haven't done my interview for the old! Think I'm dead. Why must we, of all students, have such a hectic life! If only teachers just did their job, taught orally, no homework, no projects, it would be the end of our complaints! And it never occured to them that by criticising us of whether we are listening anot, it just makes life harder for them. What a sad thing. Teachers need teaching. The world is coming to an end. INDEPENDENCE DAY! Oooo. Is that a UFO?

I feel guilty when someone asks me to pon anything. And I usually refuse cos I'm such a nice boy. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! But the walls have ears, y'know. In this case, the cybe world is a dangerous place. You never know tell tales may lay a digital time bomb, waiting for an unsuspecting victim to wander by and then, you know what happens. As for those mentally challenged who do not know, I shall explain. *PLEASE READ THIS PART ONLY IF YOU ARE A NONSENSICAL RETARD OF IQ -999,999,999* They are hauled to the Principal's Office, and nagged and bombarded with nonsensical rubbish, kicked out of the Principal's Office, and WALA! Nothing else happens. *END OF NONSENSICAL RETARDISH -999,999,999 IQ AREA*

Whew. Wasn't that fun? I gurantee this place to be a complete madhouse, so check back soon for more updates!

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Yay! Now go away. I have work to do! : DDDD

I am Soki, Oni of the Ash. Am I?

2006-06-24T08:14:00.000-07:00

" You are the holder of the most terrifying power. Hideyasu, you are humanity's last hope against the Genma and the Triumvate. You must prevail. "

Reading it over and over again. Now did I realise Onimusha Dawn Of Dreams is so frickin fun. And I completed it! Hahaha. Long game though. Took me 17 hours. Pfft.

Tomorrow is going to be a beeeesy day. Stuff to do everywhere. I want time to stop. " I am the God of Darkness! " Busy busy busy!!! I hate Monday. Holidays have passed too fast. I want to complete Oni DoD again!!! Hais. No choice though. The sound of returning to school so does not exhilarate me. Someone murder me!!! Help help.

Off to sleep! Hahaha. Gotta have the energy to do what I have to do tomorrow. ONI ONI ONI. Obsessed.
" Lightning, bolt outta blue! "
" It's over! Die! "
" It ends now! "

I just realised that I'm hated by everyone.

BARK

2006-06-15T06:24:00.000-07:00

*Rrrruff rrrufff!* Darn it la Sylvia. Purposely tag me one right. *GRRRRRR* I don't care. I have an atomic bomb ready. AHAHAHAHA. Insane.

Rules: Express your love for seven and get others to know more about you. Copy and paste the following into your own blog and complete all seven bullets of the seven questions. Then pick seven people to pass it on! =) Have fun! Blah blah blah.

Seven Things that make you smile
1) Erm.. Spastic people?
2) Spastic jokes
3) Spastic actions
4) Rain
5) Funny stuff
6) When I on my PS2
7) When I get out of home

Seven Things to Win my Heart
1) Nothing
2) Not Applicable
3) N/A
4) NIL
5) Nopes
6) Not this either
7) Get outta here won't you. (Quotes Jun Rui)

Seven Things that I believe in
1) Final Fantasy exists
2) My great great ancestors were samurais
3) I top the class in crap
4) No one can force me to do what I don't like
5) Neutral thinkers
6) Sleeping late and waking late is best for your health
7) Germany will win the World Cup

Seven Things that I am afraid of
1) The light (no honestly, i swear)
2) My sister
3) Bamboo. Thin bamboo strips. LOL.
4) People screaming at me
5) My PS2 taken away!!!
6) Creepy crawlies
7) Independence day

Seven Things I do everyday
1) Breathe in air
2) Open my eyes once I wake up
3) Think
4) See
5) Smell
6) Touch
7) Destroy things

Seven People I want to see now
1) Tan Huijie Sylvia - Goddamn it! I am so going to destroy her house
2) The Principal - No idea why.
3) UFOs - Cos' thats the start of Independence Day
4) My sworn siblings - We have so much fun together!
5) Michael Jordan - Let's compare our height!
6) Cloud Strife - Slice me into half, amen.
7) Myself - Where's the mirror?

Seven People I want to do this trivia
Im nice, so I shall skip this part. Muahahahaha. I'm done. Tata~

ASTERISK

2006-06-12T06:24:00.000-07:00

ASTERISK ASTERISK ORANGE ORANGE RANGE RANGE. WHEE!!! Hooked. Did anyone notice the cute little rectangular thing at the bottom right of this window? Hehe its the full version of Asterisk.

Not much happened since the end of the trip to Malaysia, but I started mugging. Was sup to go watch movie with lixin, wenyi, yees, wayne tomorrow. BUT LIXIN GOT SICK. Aww, how sad. So Wednesday going to buy prezzie for her bdae! Whee and prepare stuff for class outing. Sian. Someone buy me an anti flesh rotting deoxydant. ARGH im rotting at home.

Save me someone? Asterisk doesn't have the power.

Relief

2006-06-06T08:31:00.000-07:00

WHEW. Finally back from West Malaysia. Killing me!! Now I am half-dead. Seriously, im lying on the floor. These 3 days quite fun. Lets recap.

Day 1:
Set out to KL. Stopped at Yong Peng (i think). Did nothing there. Walked around. Returned to bus. Reached KL. Very long journey and damn sian. And watch JR play Rockman will get carsick. So slept. Wake up that time reach le. Dun really care what we did there. BLABLABLABLA. Back to bus. Sleep again lol. Then had some shopping fun. I bought a green coconut tree-key-keychain. Bought it even though it was EXPENSIVE (and i mean it) cos it reminded me of KH2! Wahahaha. And Yong Hong was going, "WALAO. Where you buy one. Damn like Keyblade la. WALAO." Den the rest of the day I was half sleeping. Bought Durian Cake at the supermarket. Still in my haversack rotting. At night, JR slept at 11. Jun Rui and XL came in and kao bei-ed singing what "jia gei wo" song. Damn loud can. And JR still sleeping. He like how pro lor.

Day 2: Woke up at 5.30 am. Very tiring after sleeping at 2 am ytd but heck. So went to brush teeth and went down for breakfast. No appetite at tt time, so ate very little. Nicholas claimed that Merwyn yelled, "NO MONEY LA!" when he tried to wake Merwyn up. I was like LOL. And mocking Merwyn. But he admitted lor. Then later walked walked again. No interest. But slept mostly. Very tired. Then suddenly fell sick after lunch. Don't know what happened. Then had to rest and not go for nature trail. SO HENG. Wont get bitten by mozzies. So waited for TWO HOURS (how boring can tt be) and like at half an hour before they came back it RAINED. The others were soaked, but not as much as 2E, cos we came back earlier. Nothing much happened after tt. Then went for Firefly Boat Thing at night. I tell you, without insect repellent, the life there is hell. I so itchy now. ARG. Back at the hotel, Jun Rui and XL came again. This time I joined in. We made so much noise that the neighbours kao bei us lor. But we did wake JR up. Cos i was bouncing on his body. And Jun Rui was threatening to hack his MapleStory account. And he got slapped.

Day 3: Woke up feeling like shit. Sick again, couldnt even walk straight. And again no appetite. Fell asleep on the bus again. Then we went for some briefing and a tour of a rice mill and then go home already lor. So sian. Slept half of the journey home and played dai dee on the other half. I owned! LOL. Den nothing much happened. JR let me listen to his pri. 6 form teacher's laughter, and i got hooked. Listened to it 20+ times and i cracked up every single time. Made me so high. Whee.

Now feeling so dizzy, like going to faint any instance. Dunno what to do. Now that I home, feel so sian. Hais. Might as well go eat my rotting durian cake. Byes!

Minor Leste

2006-06-01T00:44:00.000-07:00

SIAN. Did even more reflecting today. Pure bored. Anyway Minor Leste is some piece of shit I made up.

Realised many things. Why I had (oops, should be "have" ) depression. Why I crack up at everything. Why I flare at little things. Why I have mood swings even though I am a fricking guy. Hais. Many things tt happened lately really changed everything. Maybe I shouldn't have done it. I regretted it before, and i regret it now. Don't know whether to do it during the trip to West Malaysia. Guess I am going to lag behind the tour guide and reflect some more. Now that I think about it, I realise that there is no one who cares. No one. And that was also why SHE mattered. But now she is gone as well. What to do what to do what to do.

"U myvi nih cdumm."

Pronounced: "OO mae-fuee nee-ha ku-deoomm."

Go figure! <---- This phrase is again not mine. But I started to use it unconsciously. Never mind. You all wouldn't know what I am talking about anyway.

"U werd Camvue dy myvi si."

Pronounced: "OO weay-ra-de KUahm-fuooeay deae mae-fuee seeee."

Rhyme Of Identification <--- OKAY FINE. Its a clue.

These two messages have something in common.
The cycle of mystery to be circled 2 times 2.
After that go add a 1.
Then the message will be done.

Anyway, Yong Hong, don't go translating this to everyone. If you know what this is. But you should know.

Thats all. I think.

- Titleless -

2006-05-29T20:11:00.000-07:00

W000000t. Yesterday went on a eating spree! Came home and weighted myself. WTH!!! I actually LOST weight. Lol. If thats the case i should go there more often and maybe one day ill end up as a bamboo pole. My dream! Haha. Yesterday wasnt at home. Went to Aunt's house to stay overnight. And today had to gay rush home. SHE LIVES AT TAMPINES. Wanted to visit Ziwei but dunno where he is anyway. Ahahaha.

So quite nth happened there anyway. And I just realised many wierd people exist in this world. While I was on the MRT. This guy. This old guy with a mp3 player. He was biting his nails and grunting and staring into space and grinning. And I was like how freaked. Dunno what he listening to but he looked *ahem* perverted. [NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE OUT THERE (AS IF THERE IS ANYONE OUT IN CYBERSPACE)] So I guess thats all ba. And no one's online. So sian. Might as well go play MS! Bought a Copper Drake PP Card anyway. So cool! Later go NCC show off to JR.

Sian later also got NCC. Need to tow all the shit to school and back. Not to mention training. Dont feel like ponning. Wonder what other CCAs are there. *Hopes hopes* Might as well go Macdonald with JR^2 (junrui jiongrui) again and laugh like hell.

That should be all ba. 11.15am. 45 more minutes. Darn!!!!

HAHAHAHA.

2006-05-26T07:02:00.000-07:00

Haha Heys everyone. Okay I ADMIT i am a lazy bum. I haven't been updating. But so what. No one reads it.

Anyway, today was a very sad day luh. Last day of school. How sad is that la. Yea. How "sad". Ms Tan had her surprise and share of "three cheers". Haha i still remember her face of astonishment. And now MR PHOON?! Aw man. He was the best teacher that has taught us geography. Lets have a minute of silence for his leave from RV. Saddening. To make things worse, NO FF7 TO WATCH!! Instead we watched some breakdance show called "You Got Served". OK la. It was cool, but i preferred FF7. Cos got Tifa! Hahaha.

After school Jiongrui tempted me to go Mac and pon cca. Which broke me heart. Hahaha. Just kidding. Today early released anyway, so whats the point of attending. Argh. Wanted to wait for someone de. Anyway I also got mood swings, everyone also got mood swings, so just dont ket mood swings swing our mood! Okay, easier said than done, but its not exaclty impossible. With a bit of RoH and Void Stone, and determination, it can actually be done! But I talk so much havent achieved it yet. :p

I remember today. Ms Tan walking down the stairs and I yelling "THREE CHEERS FOR MS TAN". Then I swore I saw a grin. Hahaha. And all the Sec 3s and 4s were like, -.- but did i care? Nooo. Haha.

The Two 'chers

There was once two 'chers,
Who walked into 2F.
The first thing that they witnessed,
Was shouts and loads of mayhem.

They must have thought:
Seen more playful children I've never.
But slowly, day by day,
They changed our attitudes forever.

However one particular day,
Maybe due to fate,
They had to leave this bunch,
Of what they call us, mates.

2F shall remember this day,
o6, May the Twenty-Eighth,
And mark this day as the day,
Where 2F set out to collate,
The memories that are to be shared,
The days that we had once flared,
Never ever to be forgot,
The same to be done to our mentors.

At 1.00 Pm,
In class 2F,
The Funkies,
Hereby bid you farewell.

-End-

This couldn't rhyme as well as the last, as I couldn't find any words. I gotta improve my vocabulary. Anyway, I gotta go! See ya all again.

Sorry!

2006-05-22T00:29:00.000-07:00

Did I do something? Are you mad at me? I'm so confused.
Okay, if it was really me, I take back whatever I said to hurt you. Really sorry. I know I was such a jerk and all. I really do care about your welfare and all. Really really sorry. Hope I get forgiven.

(In such a state now)

.... Sian

2006-05-21T05:29:00.000-07:00

Day 6. Day 6 of the calamity. Don't care le.

Found a OMG-Godlike guy who was playing Canon on the electric guitar! Hwo gay is that. Just listen to it and you will know what I mean. Its totally cool la. I mean TOTALLY.

Anyway, while you are listening to it, just minimize this screen!

Welcome back. Lol. Today a bit tiring la. Came home from the chalet and Costa Sands. Very tiring. Stayed up till 3 am with Bing Ling and Wedgie! And we were exchanging songs. Den we had a hell of a time kao-being each other. But we all got tired in the end.

Then later go Isabel house do CID. Which wasn't CID at all. Jess and Isabel went to watch Meteor Garden and me and Ray were like wtf!!! -.-''' So we ended up doing nothing at all.

The day ends.

Thursday, May 18, 2oo6

2006-05-18T03:31:00.000-07:00

Thursday, May 18, 2oo6.

I did a bit of reflecting today.

"Tried to on the television with a different remote. Was angry at my parents for nothing. My moods are being controlled by one person. And that person erased all my other moods except sorrow. I can't crap anymore. I don't feel like smiling or laughing anymore. I don't care if people spite me or hate me. I don't want to be cared for anymore. I don't want to live.

Is this life? If it was, I would wish I was never born. Never to b reincarnated, never to see this place ever again. People may call this mental breakdown. I don't care. No, I don't. I just want to think of her. That's all I want to do. Yet no one ever lets me."

These paragraphs were written on one fine fine day when something happened. I still remember it clearly. It happened last year.... I got over it though.

Today. I went home with Peiwen and JJ. I so regretted it. It made me remember everything that recently happened. Another gash to add to my sufferings. I try to convince myself. "She cares. She does." A little voice in my head says "she doesn't. Get over it." And I had a nasty feeling that it was right. And it was.

Something that came to my mind:

All they did
Reminded me,
Of that lone day
When we disagreed.

Her actions
Led to suffering,
And the pain,
That will be everlasting.

The convincing,
All that trouble.
All for nothing,
It was unbelievable.

It was something,
That came to my mind.
It was devastating,
But I couldn't defy.
Its orders,
Its power.
The only thing to do,
Was to obey.

And thus,
From that day,
She didn't care,
Whether I was there.

No matter what I did,
Nothing could be right.
I could feel history,
Taking flight.

On that day,
In that place,
I felt that something,
Come to my mind again.

-End-

Ah. This is just mediocre. Honestly. But I swore I will get over this, and I WILL.

And hence, ends Thursday, May 18, 2oo6.

One thousand words, one thousand feelings.

2006-05-15T03:19:00.000-07:00

Today quite sian la. Go school crap crap a lil. Then lang arts that time ms tan ask us play some funny game. We all trying to get each other for points. Quite sian la. Then later still got chinese supplementary. Siao!!

Budden later go home with NCC juniors. They Sec 1f la. So coincidentical. Live in Bukit Batok summore.

Then nothing else ba.

SORRY SORRY SORRY. But it was a mean thing to do.

..............................

2006-05-13T05:20:00.000-07:00

Its simply wierd. Really. I have so amny reasons and yet none are valid. Hmm. Maybe I should just chase them away?? Hah. Then she will hate me. Im confused. So much in my mind. How I wish I had a Pensieve. Maybe even that will explode. Seriously, I'm just too stressed.

What to do. We are like the Pangaea with 9,999,999x movement speed. Its just getting faster. I doubt you know what i am talking about anyway. Abstract-ness.

-Thy v'sage wouldnt'st behold thy courage, tis' need for thy valour.-

This sentence explains most. But try cracking it first.

Monochromatic day

2006-05-07T00:24:00.000-07:00

Im bored. Today is another tuition day. I am going to spend the time using my rubber seeds to burn myself! Woots. Tts gotta be fun. && i realised we are the lucky first batch of ip AND honorary guards at SYF! Yeahhh the cool number 1! Wonder if i will be getting a lanyard. Hehehe. Then i am going to be zilian. Motivated by sum ppl...

Anyway, i was tagged by this crazyyyy but VERY nice girl. Geez. Why me of all ppl. Anyway...

INSTRUCTIONS.
1. The tagged victim has to come up with
8 different points of his/her perfect lover.
2. Mention the gender of his/her perfect
lover.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game and leave a
comment at their blogs.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there
is no need to do this AGAIN.
5. The most impt rule: have fun doing it.
[obviously i copied and pasted it (who would be tt hardowrking to actually type it all out), therefore it is not my language.]

Umm. I think.
1) Joyous. Always happy and not moody. Unless "forced" to.
2) Understanding luh. Can understand how i feel.
3) Nice personality. No attitude or anything.
4) Interesting. Always have things to talk about.
5) Caring. Obvious la.
6) Entertaining. As Crappy as meee.
7) She must like me as well.
8) Just a nice gal tt i can trust.

Thats about it. Umm.. A bit demanding i agree. Hahaha. But its just for fun. I accept anyone just for who they are.

Anyway, these are the people i wanna tag.
1) My sister! In real life.
2) Pei Wen
3) Jun Jie (haha i have a motive)
4) Wen Jie
5) Mildred (yes, and yet another motive)

Peiwen, help me transfix these messages. I cant be bothered to go tag. Thnks.

Bah. Just my luck. My tuition teacher just came. Grrrr.

Sianzation

2006-04-30T01:13:00.000-07:00

Wah damn sian. Today came back from family camp and like dead tired la. Then i fell asleep at 8am and woke up at 3pm! like AHHH. My time, my precious time!!! Boooooowie.

Then later still have tuition at 6.30 pm. Furthermore its chinese! I'm prolly just gna fall aslp. Or ai just piss the tcher off and then she will stop teaching me!

And this blog is like so dead!! Someone promote it?? Hais history of visitors : 2. Peiwen and jasmine, you are too kind! Hahaha. Tag more. Dont just come once and never come again.

Hais discouraged. Feel like del this thing. Pft.

Whicked Sick!

2006-04-25T06:45:00.000-07:00

Hais. Why am I just so weak and dependent. I have depression. Yeaps. That MUST be it. Boooo. I wonder what's next. Maybe I'll just hang myself. How fun. At least I will turn to a cool colour (white) before I die. Hahahahah!

Hmm. I just remembered. I still can't post one post up to at least like half the web? Must work harder!

Yeap. I'm up alright.

2006-04-16T05:32:00.000-07:00

OH MANNN! Tomorrow is a new week. Aieeieiee. Hahaha I actually completed Kingdom Hearts 2 in 17 hours! Final score is Lvl 50, -Ga spells, no deaths, Valor form excel, Fatal Something >< Oblivion, Defense 41, Strength 32, Magic 22. Not bad la. Normal mode some more. The last boss was chicken feed compared to Org. 13's Xigbar. He like so ownage la.
Anyway, I dread the day to come.

Nani ksor

2006-04-15T02:35:00.000-07:00

Kingdom HEARTS 2 was owned by gaming freak : MJH!!
Muahaha. In atlantica now. 10 hours lv 37. My air combo is beautiful!! My ground combo is POWERFUL! i OWN.

Yuhui tt loser

2006-04-11T05:25:00.000-07:00

Hahaha. So long le. Decided to remake la. Cos I have so much in my mind, and there is a max storage of 2MB, (HAHAHAHA i need an upgrade) therefore i started blogging again.
But don't blame me if its boring. It probably won't be. EGO.

Today is suck big time day, I had 2 of me marks back. Geog and Physics. Geog tcher said I pass, but still moderating. Then physics mrs phua say i A1! =p So happy. But chinese will be my "falling stone". Arg..

NCC. NCC THE HORRIBLE THING. Kenaed many many times. Sian diao. Wai Lum and Yuhui's faults. Grr. Wayne left his WHOLE no.4 at JEC. Like WTH. Part C found and called him. He actually told them to bring to him on Monday instead of going back and getting it. Therefore it landed on Sgt Alwinse. ARG. And we were pumped 100+ la. Hais. And to make things worse, Staff Rui Jie asked who think they do not deserve to be pumped cos of Wayne. Yuhui recovered and said he did not deserve it. And SWORE. Hence, we had to pump more.

NOTE NOTE. I did not slack. I pumped while reporting sick! So i ended up pumping 80+. Hahaha quite an accomplishment.

After that Yuhui kena. And he cried.

Thats about it ba. Oh ya. I imparted my knowledge to Junrui. He's intelligent now. MUAHAHAHA.

The End. Please move on the the gates of hell.